Monday, May 21, 2007

Don't Try To Save Your Boss' Life

STORY OF SINCERE SINGH

This story tell us not to be "too kind" to our bosses

Here it goes:

There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right in front of the gate.

He said "Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?" "Yes, why?" asked the millionaire. "You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash."

Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. "You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal."

The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. ! "Thank God I cancelled the trip,." the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.

When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him. WHY ?

Think first....

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea??






Come on...... it is very easy....

Still drawing a blank????

Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life........

OK-lah, since you do not want to "use your brains" like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss..........

Just scroll down for the answer...






ANSWER
Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night ...NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!!!!!

So, GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don't try to save your boss's life!! It's not worth!!! Always save your own ass first!!! Haha!!!


Saturday, May 12, 2007

Smart Ass Answers

SMART ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on QANTAS.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the Virgin departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at Woolworths but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a packer, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid he had stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car arrives.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007

A University lecturer reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


Monday, May 7, 2007

Curtain Rods

Images


She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some s soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home . . ..

. . . including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????


Quotes

You don’t need a title to be a leader
Mark Sanborn

All of you have a giant within you, an inbuilt leadership quality, which carries the power to influence many things around you. You can choose to use it, or loose it.

No dream is too big for a human mind. Dare to dream, big.
The power of limitation is limited by your very own mind.

We need men who can dream of things that never were and ask why not
George Bernard Shaw

Don’t just ask why, ask why not?And don’t just ask why not, ask why?

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

An untrained mind cannot achieve much, while a trained mind can achieve anything. The key to completing anything with success is the power of your attention. The key to reaping the joy, is from your full participation.

Seek ye first the kingdom of heaven, and all else shall be added unto you.
The Gospel according to Saint Matthew

Stop dwelling on ourselves, empty ourselves of what hides our true nature, to be a vehicle and channel to the deepest Self and do work for what is real or true/for the Lord. Going with the true nature of the flow – problems will be resolved and relationships will blossom.

The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing that stands in the way.
William Blake

When we are absorbed in the pursuit of profit, we live in the narrow world of the bottom line. In that world, our neighbors are only concerned about profit. Yet all around us is a world teeming with people, animals, organisms, and elements – a deeply interconnected environment that responds to all we do.

Love what you do and do what you don’t with love or full dedication.
Every minute will pass ever so quickly. In each thought, movement, action, do it with all your heart. You will find everything you do, full of meaning with each dedication.

People say, “What is the sense of our small effort?” They cannot see that we must lay one brick at a time, take one step at a time.
Dorothy Day

Just as ice when heated, becomes water that flows. In the same way, all of that locked up energy can be released. Poco a poco, little by little., To succeed anything, we need steady effort, one step at a time.


The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


1 To 10

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric! Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese...........

Ah Lek was asked to construct a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it in reverse. This was what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6.
He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .




Confession Of A Kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby.
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend Bobby. Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby. Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Bobby. Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
DEAR GOD, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!


Quotes Of Confidence

Just as much as we see in others we have in ourselves.
- William Hazlitt, English essayist and critic -

It's not who you are that holds you back , it's who you think you're not.
- Annoymous -

We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies.
- Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive -

Success comes in cans, not can'ts.
- Annoymous -

Put your future in good hands - your own.
- Annoymous -

If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
- Annoymous -

If isinot the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
- Edmund Hillary, mountaineer -

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre -

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
- Michael Jordan, American basketball player -

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
- Mary Kay Ash, writer and entrepreneur -

Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.
- Brian Tracy, American personal development coach -

Where there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African Proverb -

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
- Olin Miller, writer -

Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows." "I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies."
- Annoymous -

"You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- Dr Seuss -


Brains

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women , but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


Why Lawyers Should Never Ask A Witness A Question If They Aren't Prepared For The Worst Answer

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigtoed and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."


A Physic Daughter

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers.

She ended her prayer and said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

Her father asked, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

She answered solemnly, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The little girl's father thought it was an unusual coincidence, but gave it no more thought. A few months later he put his little girl to bed and listened to her prayers.

This time, she ended her prayer and said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."

The next day Grandma passed away. My goodness, thought the little girl's father, my kid must be in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed her father listened to her as she ended her prayers and said, "God bless
Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

Her father practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife asked, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He replied, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

His wife said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"





A Wife's Sacrifice

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret, after all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty.

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."


God's Gift

As I was walking down life's highway many years ago I came upon a sign that read Heavens Grocery Store. When I got a little closer the doors swung open wide and when I came to myself, I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere.

One handed me a basket and said "My child shop with care." Everything a human needed was in that grocery store and what you could not carry, you could come back for more.

First I got some Patience. Love was in that same row. Further down was Understanding, you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of Wisdom and Faith a bag or two. And Charity of course. I would need some of that too. I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost. It was all over the place. And then some Strength and Courage to help me run this race.

My basket was getting full but I remembered I needed Grace, and then I chose Salvation for Salvation was for free. I tried to get enough of that to do for you and me. Then I started to the counter to pay my grocery bill, for I thought I had everything to do the Masters will.

As I went up the aisle I saw Prayer and put that in, for I knew when I stepped outside I would run into sin. Peace and Joy were plentiful. The last things on the shelf, Song and Praise were hanging near so I just helped myself.

Then I said to the angel "Now how much do I owe?"

He smiled and said "Just take them everywhere you go."

Again I asked "Really now, how much do I owe?"

"My child" he said, "God paid your bill a long long time ago."




Inspiration For A Better Tomorrow

A Honest Failure
I would prefer to be a honest failure than be a corrupt success.

Before You
Before you speak, Listen.
Before you write, Think.
Before you spend, Earn.
Before you criticise, Wait.
Before you pray, Forgive.
Before you quit, Try.

I Found Everything
In the search for me, I discovered truth.
In the search for truth, I discovered love.
In the search for love, I discovered God.
And in God, I have found everything.

Just Sail
As we sail through life, don't avoid storms and rough waters.
Just let it pass.
Just sail.
Always remember, calm seas never make skillful sailors.

Life Is About Struggle
The most important thing in any game is not to win but to take part.
Similarly, the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle.
The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.

Mistakes Are Lessons
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long.
Take the reason of the thing into your moind and then look forward.
Mistakes are lessons of wisdom.
The past cannot be changed.
The future is yet in your power.

People Never Forget
People will forget what you said.
people will forget what you did.
But people will never forget.
How you make them feel.

Treat Everyone As Special
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight.
Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster and do it with no thought of any reward.
Your life will never be the same again.

Why Not You
Today is a new day!
Many would seize this day.
Many would live it to the fullest.
Why Not You?


The Woman

When God created woman, He was working late on the 6th day. An Angel came by and say, "Why spend so much time on that one?"

And the Lord answered, " Have you seen all the specifications I have meet to shape her? She must be washable but not made out of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replacable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrance several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anytihng from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands."

The Angel was inpressed. "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard modal? Too much work for one day...Wait till tomorrow and then complete her."

"I will not," said that Lord. "I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart. She cures herself when she is sick and she can work 18 hours a day."

The Angel came nearer to touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord" "She is soft," said the Lord, "But I have also made her strong . You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."

"Can she think?" the Angel asked. The Lord answered, "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The Angel touched the woman's cheek..."Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her." "She is not leaking...it's a tear," the Lord corrected the Angel. "What's it for?" asked the Angel. And the Lord said, "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubt, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."

This made a big impression on the Angel. "Lord you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelious!"

Indeed she is! Woman has the strengths that amazes man. She can handle troubles and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying, cry when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. She fights for what she believes in. Stand up against injustice. She doesn't take "No" for an answer when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so that her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.

She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding. Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds strength to get on woth her life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

There is only one thing wrong with her, "She forgets what she is worth..."


100 Ways To Say "I Love You"

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipi no - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe


Love Quotation

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein-

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? -Albert Einstein-

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all. -Alfred Tennyson-

The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. -Allan K. Chalmers-

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. -Ambrose Bierce-

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Amy Bloom-

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment. -Barbara De Angelis-

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
I Corinthians 13:4-8

All love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox-

We need not think alike to love alike. -Francis David-

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile. -Franklin P. Jones-

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. -Friedrich Nietzsche-

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. -George Sand-

There is no remedy for love but to love more. -Henry David Thoreau-

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. -Martin Luther King, Jr.-

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. -Pearl Bailey-

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. -Pearl S. Buck-

Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
-St. Augustine-

My Word of Wisdoms On Love

My words of Wisdoms on Luv... — 1 year ago (quoted from a website)

Was reading from TNP’s article (15 May 2006)… on this famous Indian female writer, Shobhaa De on her bestseller;
Spouse: The truth about marriage;

Her words of wisdom on marriage..

- Marry for love, by all means, But do not jump into it

- There’s cant be two “bosses” in a relationship, Learn to compromise.

- Marry for the right reasons, not because you think your time is running out or all your friends are married.

Her writings inspired me to have my own list of words of wisdoms on luv;

- Learn to love yourself, before you can learn to love others

- Live for yourself, not for anyone

- It’s take two to be commit “To have & hold, in sickness or in health, in riches or poor, to love each other forever”

- Fall in love for the right reasons, not becoz you want someone just for companionship on a weekend nite out.

- There’s no perfect partner for you, coz U are not one yourself either.


More Words Of Wisdom

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!

When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of EVERYTHING; they just make the MOST of everything that comes along their way.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Don't count the years-count the memories...........
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take.