Thursday, January 29, 2009

Happy Pig Theory

Some interesting theories about human and pigs : 
  
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 
Pigs = eat + sleep 
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy 
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work 
in other words,  Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work 

Men = eat + sleep + earn money 
Pigs = eat + sleep 
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money 
therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs 
in other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs 

Women = eat + sleep + spend 
Pigs = eat + sleep 
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend 
therefore, Women - spend = Pigs 
In other words,  Women that don't spend = Pigs 

Summary: 
Men earn money not to let women become pigs! 
Women spend not to let men become pigs! 

Men + Women = 2 Pigs 
Wishing all the pigs happiness forever


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