Saturday, September 20, 2008

Ah Beng with the Kidnapper

Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng: Har?
Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng:Har? Ni Jiang xia mi?
Ah beng: nothing bye...
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Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng: Hahahahahahah....(hang up)
Kidnapper:???
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Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng:oh....okay
*Silence 10 minutes*
Kidnapper: hey ur son is in danger!
Ah beng: oh, okay
*Silence 30 minutes*
Kidnapper:Hey!
Ah beng: This is a voice msg system, please leave down ur msg after the beep.
Kidnapper:..........
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Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng: U looking for my son, wait ar. *Ah boy, someone looking for u*
Kidnapper: Sry wrong number...
_________________________________________________________Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng:ur son in my hand? u wan him bak give me $10 million ar? I okay ar but where is ur son 1st?
Kidnapper: What the....?
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Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng: Oh really? Okay please take care of him, dont let him play alone outside.
Kidnapper: Har? 
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Kidnapper: Hey ur son is in my hand! If u wan him back u have to gimme $10 million!
Ah beng: Har my son come back alive liao?
Kidnapper: HAR~?

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